commandroid:

rebuttalofbullets:

topseaturvy:

commandroid:

you’re trans??? prove it using the quadratic formula

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how do u like them apples

your use of mathematics shocks and horrifies me

eat my entire ass

You can’t cross out that ‘a’ it’s wrong there are so many mistakes

(via doughnutqueer)

themagicfarawayttree:

Sand cat

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

(Source: mrssaberhagen, via jild0)

"Government is not an à la carte system where you can pick and choose based on your beliefs. Taxation is more of an all-you-can-eat salad bar. You don’t get to show up and say, ‘Look, I know it costs $10.99, but I’m only paying $7.50 because I have a moral objection to beets.

Everyone has their own version of beets. If you really want to be treated like a person, corporations, then guess what? Paying for things you don’t like is what it feels like to be one."
John Oliver tears apart the logic of Supreme Court’s Hobby Lobby ruling (via micdotcom)

(via dizzysmile)

mouzeron:

plants have feelings too

witchyroses:

adventuresofcesium:

a sequel to frozen where elsa’s advisors are all imploring her to find a nice prince to marry to be the king consort and elsa just isn’t interested in anyone until the arabian royal family comes to visit to discuss trade arrangements and elsa meets their spunky hijabi daughter who has the power to manipulate fire and heat and falls in love instantly

DISNEY I DARE YOU

(via threeoclockadventures)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via threeoclockadventures)

dying2live-king:

R.I.P Eyedea. I still SMILE.

katara:

even the essays i write sound sarcastic 

(via mamalovebone)

the-psycho-cutie:

i didn’t realize growing up meant dying inside but hey it’s whatever

(via boyish-princess)

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